Reno Alastare (pass_the_vodka) wrote,
Reno Alastare
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Shit, yesterday was bad. I was out til 3 or 4 in the mornin' after hittin' a couple've New Years parties (including the fuckin' ShinRa exec one that I had to go to as security; nobody knows how to make a borin' time out've a decent holiday like Loudon fuckin' ShinRa) an' doin' some drinking that was heavy even by my standards. Woke up at four hours later 'cause someone was poundin' on my door and calling my phone. I went to the door--after a while, cursing with every painful step--and it was my fucking sister; she was freakin' out 'cause her jackass boyfriend managed to cut his arm open an' was in the taxi down in the street, bleedin' into a bunch've towels. Her voice was high and loud and fuck but it hurt. She was taking him to the emergency room. So guess who was gonna babysit the kids? Good old Uncle Reno. She dumped them on me an' left before I could even start to think 'no'.

So I had my seven-, six-, and four-year-old nieces and nephew standing in my doorway, staring up at me while my brain felt like it was going to shatter. It prob'ly makes me a bad person, but I told the oldest to be responsible an' watch over her brother an' sister, an' I went back to bed. I dunno what the fuck I drank, but whatever it was, it was just wicked; I never get hit that bad. Usually an aspirin an' some food'll cure it, but it just persisted for hours yesterday.

For anybody who's ever been around kids that age, you know that I was just kiddin' myself. The little monsters are unbelievably loud. I woke up fifteen minutes later with the sounds of giggling an' the fuckin' TV blasting. So I got up for good an' spent a miserable five hours dragging myself around my apartment after them, swearing off drinking every couple of minutes when they made especially shrill noises an' the pain in my head an' behind my eyes sparked, or when I found myself puking.

I dug out the vodka the second they left.

Out've sheer boredom, stuck in my apartment 'cause of the massive amount of snow that got dumped on the city last night, snagged this from sure_shot_honey.



In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Stop exercising.

Get your resolution here



Ha, that's tailor-made for Rude, not me.

Reno:
You make impersonal decisions quickly, but not so with personal concerns. You like to think things over carefully, but tend to be indecisive. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength.

Patrick:
You don't fare well under inharmonious conditions. You are very peace loving. You can get very upset when you are frustrated. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You are clever, inventive, imaginative and youthful. You enjoy socializing. You have good recuperative abilities. You are determined.

Alastare:
You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You have a need to be up front. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. You need to learn faith in place of fear. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood.

Some of it's pretty close, an' some of it's pretty funny.
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